who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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