I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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