1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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