I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
if i can run in heels then i can drive
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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