Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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