so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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