It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
