Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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