we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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