I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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