i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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