so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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