is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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