I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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