I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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