your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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