Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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