On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
So squirting runs in the family.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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