In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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