Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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