it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
