is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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