weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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