you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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