I wish i was in the wii world.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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