Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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