operation have a gay friend backfired
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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