she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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