Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
vagina is talking i cant
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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