I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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