i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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