No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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