you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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