You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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