It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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