butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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