Are we in a gay sports bar?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You dont lie about slip and slides
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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