you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Is Oprah even human
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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