so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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