i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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