I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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