Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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