Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
