Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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