okay pat passed out under dana's car
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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