SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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