You work out of a Hotel?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
the raccoons are back...
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