How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
