how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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