On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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