yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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