drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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