Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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