so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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