Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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