told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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