She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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