i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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