No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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