real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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